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Here are the skit scripts:
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NEW!
"The
Jokers of Jericho"
No lines to learn!
All the action is performed to the narration
(with music and effects) on the Soundtrack CD, as
this short 13-minute play portrays the fall of
the walls of Jericho. A young boy, struggling
with the pressure that his testimony causes at
school, attends a neighborhood gathering to hear
Grandpa tell a story. As he listens, the story
comes to life in his imagination, and we get a
powerful glimpse of the Biblical story of the
fall of Jericho. Perfect for a new drama team as
well as experienced actors, this short but
powerful mini-play will move the congregation in
an unforgettable way! All ages can be involved
from children, to teens, to adults, to seniors! On the same Combo
Package with the new skit below, "A Midnight
Dreary."
NEW!
"A
MIdnight Dreary"
No lines to learn!
All the action in this short 19-minute play is
performed to the narration (with music and
effects) on the Soundtrack CD. A man is spending a
stormy night at home by himself. When he thinks
that an escaped convict is lurking outside, he
forgets the Bible lesson on fear he was studying,
and panics. A comedy of terrors results, as
circumstances conspire to bring him to the brink
of a nervous breakdown. Perfect
for Fall Festivals and Halloween Alternative
events! On the same Combo Package
with the new skit above.
"The
Battle of the Sexes: Round One"
In this
"post-fig leaf" script, the world's
first couple hit their first speed bump on the
road to martial... uh, marital bliss.
After being evicted from the Garden of Eden, will
they ever get over blaming each other? About 8-10
minutes in length, this light, humorous,
but ultimately touching skit, is great anytime,
but perfect for Valentine's
Day.
(Features
a fully-produced track from our album for
preview.)
"Mama's Close Call!"
Written for Mother's Day, but good any time,
this skit will have everyone in stitches! Mama,
settling in for a nice quiet evening with her TV,
gets more excitement than she bargained for -or
wanted- when her writer son drops in. Getting all
choked up -literally- over his tribute to
mothers, Mama wonders: will she ever get to watch
her movie, or will she end up in the hospital? A
hysterical 8-10 minute sketch with a heart! (Click
here
for a version of the script for an all-female
cast, with the son part changed to a daughter.)
"Mama
Knows Best!"
Now available, a Mother's
Day version of the skit
"How To Be Spiritually Fit," (described
below) featuring the same characters from the
incredibly popular "Mama's Close Call!"
When Mama's son Little Louie buys a
"do-it-yourself" spiritual fitness
program for her, things don't go as he planned. Click here to
read this hysterical script! (Also
available in a FEMALE-ONLY cast
version!) With a few obvious
slight revisions, this could make a good Father's
Day script as well!
"The War of
the Wills"
A TV reporter covers the scene of
a raging battle that has broken out in the
parking lot of a neighborhood church. As she
interviews various refugees from the combat zone,
the picture emerges of a congregation wracked by
a war between some of the members over a trivial
matter. A powerful message presented in an
imaginative way.
"How
To Be Spiritually Fit"
A gullible fellow orders an advertised program to
help him be spiritually fit in one easy lesson.
But the lesson is far from easy as he learns, the
hard way, that there are no shortcuts on the road
to spiritual health. A painfully funny two-person
skit that runs about 15 minutes.
"The
Crate Escape!"
Just what
is in the mysterious box that Mr. Hunter brings
to town? That's what Jerry wants to know, and
when he takes the bait, the trap snaps shut. A
parade of people with mistaken advice only makes
things worse. Will curiosity kill the cat or will
Jerry somehow escape to tell the tale? A fun,
dramatic 15+ minute mini-play about the bondage
of sin; with 4 major and 6 minor parts.
Complete Play!
"Jerusalem's
Most Wanted."
Detailing Peter's deliverance from prison and
certain death by an angel in the Book of Acts,
this dramatic, yet sometimes humorous script is
our biggest yet! Utilising up to nearly 20 people
and lasting 20-25 minutes, this full-fledged
five-act play demonstrates the continuing impact
that Christ's resurrection had on those who lived
through it. Great for something
different on Easter!
"The
Guy With the Cardboard Christ"
While relaxing in the park, a man is approached
by a smiling fellow carrying a life-sized
cardboard cutout of Jesus. A strange, but
immensely amusing story emerges as he attempts to
share his very personal (and very silent) Savior
with his skeptical listener. A funny two-person
skit, about 8-10 minutes in length, that puts
shallow faith in a new light! (Good
for Easter!)
NEW!
"The
Trials of Rev. Milton Blumquist,"
A down-home country preacher attempts to record
his radio program on the topic of
"patience." Trouble is, he
has none! A series of
interruptions hilariously cause him to lose his
cool, but fail to teach him the lesson that he
needs patience himself. Finally it descends into
side-splitting chaos, and he sees the light.
Adapted from the Prime Example comedy CD, and
performed by Fred for over a decade, this one-man
script will have your audience in stitches!
"The
Wrap Group"
A support group for people addicted to popping
bubble-wrap meets, with a new visitor in
attendance. As he gives his testimony on the help
he has in the Lord, some secular feathers get
ruffled. As much a statement on the culture war
between the secular and the sacred, as it is on
the dangers of various habits, this short 8-10
minute script uses 7 or more people.
"The
Stupid Dummy's Guide To Higher Self-Esteem"
Well,
she's just had her first book published on the
subject of self-esteem. Now, it's her first
book-signing at a local bookstore. But her own
self-esteem, as well as her philosophy on how to
increase it, take a real beating! Lasting about
10-15 minutes, and using just about everyone in
your drama team, this funny script will give your
actors something to put their teeth into.
"The
Audition"
Wanting
to cross over into secular entertainment, a
Christian actor tries out for the role of an
action hero in a major motion picture. Torn
between his standards and the desire to get the
role, the aspiring "new Eastwood" finds
that being a crossover artist puts him on the
wrong side of the fence. Lasting about 10
minutes, and using three people, this skit is
easy to do, and is a powerful witness about the
price of compromise.
"The
Deejay's Dilemma"
All
ready for a rockin' radio show, a
shock-jock-wannabe DJ finds his style cramped by
a new preaching program on the Sunday schedule.
As the preacher delivers his sermon, and the DJ
tries to distract himself, he begins to realize
that something strange is going on. How does this
simple preacher, who is a complete stranger, know
so much about him? Runs about 10 minutes.
"A
Day To Remember"
This
is a serious drama script that uses the World
Trade Center attack as a looming backdrop to an
intimate drama. Running 8 to 10 minutes long, it
is a powerful reminder that God is in control
even when things are looking bad. It also brings
a strong message about not putting off salvation.
Read it to see if you want to perform this
relevant script, in which the revelation of where
the characters are comes as surprise ending to
viewers not aware of this synopsis.
"Crazy
For Christ"
A
young Christian applying for a position at a
mental hospital suddenly
finds his sanity being questioned because of his
faith. Will he end up staying as a patient
instead of an employee? Running about 8-10
minutes, this skit uses 6 people and one very
large needle (supplied).
"The
Pastor's Barbeque"
When some disgruntled church members call a
secret meeting to plan the removal of their
"meddling" pastor, the party is crashed
by a mysterious Stranger who sets them straight
in a way they'll never
forget! Based on the popular radio release of
2003 by Prime Example, this powerful and funny 6
minute song/skit hybrid is great for Pastor
Appreciation Day or
anytime. (Features a fully-produced
track from our album for preview.)
"The
Gift"
An
elderly lady is admitted to a nursing home. Her
fruitful days of puppet ministry are coming to a
close, but something wonderful happens!
Written specifically for a female
ventriloquist/actress, this script is limited in
who can perform it, but it's an idea I've had for
awhile. Maybe there is a lady out there reading
this who has that kind of ministry, that might
enjoy doing the script. But if you can't do it,
read it anyway, and be sure to have a hanky
handy! It might have you blubbering
like a big fat baby.
"The
Man With The Shellfish Heart"
Here's
a script that only takes two people to perform,
yet it's packed with humor and pathos. A private
detective, looking for the heir to a great
fortune, stumbles on a sad, depressed shell of a
man who has had his heart broken. Insensitive at
first, the Christian P.I. begins to realise that
his own heart has been clammed up about God's
love for too long. (Features a track
from the Prime Example album for preview!) Runs
about 8-10 minutes, and is great for Friendship
Day.
This is one of our hottest
skits right now!
"The
Red Tie Club"
A man, trying to get in an exclusive club without
the proper attire, tries everything in his power
to get the doorman to let him in. The lesson he
learns about the requirements to enter are a
powerful parable about the efforts man makes to
get into heaven. Get into this easy-to-do (and
increasingly popular) 8-10 minute
skit here! (Features a track
from the Prime Example album for preview!)
"Live
From The Battlefield"
A
Christian reporter interviews a Soldier of the
Lord at the front of the battle. In the face of
the fierce fighting and the soldier's dedication,
the reporter learns the importance of the armor
of God and personal commitment. One of our
most-performed scripts, running about 8-10
minutes. (Features a track from
the Prime Example album for preview!)
"Testimony
Show"
An
announcer at a Christian radio station opens the
phone lines to give his listeners an opportunity
to share their testimony. His emotional state
comically deteriorates as the calls instead
become a testimony to defeat, trouble and
thanklessness! This 5-6 minute song with skit
elements is performed to music, and works great
for Thanksgiving. Also great for puppet
teams, and combinations of drama
team/singing group. (Features a track
from our album for preview!)
"The
Tell-Tale Talent"
Relaxed
in his passive inactivity, Stan gets a rude
awakening when the talent he has buried years ago
comes back to haunt him! Perfect for October fall
festivals, but good any time of the year, this
short-but-scary script can put as many as 10
actors to work for about 10-12 minutes.
May be the ultimate
church Volunteer Recruitment drama! (Features the track
from our album for preview!)
"In
The Shadow Of Death"
This script is not quite as
humor-oriented as the others, (although it does
have funny moments) but it's very effective in
the portrayal of the ways people try to avoid
facing the fact that a dark predator is stalking
them. Click the title to read "In The Shadow
of Death," a short work that can briefly
employ as many as eleven actors. Good for some
chills, with guaranteed goosebumps at the end!
About 10 minutes.
"Attack
of the Monster Tongue"
Looking
for something short but hard-hitting and
fall-down funny? Why not perform our radio hit
song with skit elements, "Attack
of the Monster Tongue?" Lots of others around the
country have; puppet teams, singing groups, drama
teams, and more. You'll cackle and chortle over
this story of Gossips Gone Wild! (Features
a track from the Prime Example album for
preview!) About 6 minutes long.
"The
Creature In The Closet"
What is the nasty little monster that is hiding
in Ron's closet? And how is it coming between him
and his neighbor? A
parable comedy skit about the dangers of
unforgiveness. Something stinks in this guy's
house, and it ain't his socks. This 8-10 minute script
uses four people. (Features a
fully-produced track from our album for preview.)
"A
Canvas of Lies"
We've
heard it said that the Devil can paint a pretty
picture. As it turns out, he's a decent painter
after all. During a TV interview about his new
gallery exhibition, Mr. Zee reveals the secret of
his artistic success. But before it's over, more
is revealed than he counted on! Running about 10
minutes and using 3 main actors, two bit parts
and some extras, this "colorful" skit
will put the truth on display in a humorous way.
"The
Sheep's Clothing Store"
Wandering into a new store, a
church-going customer begins to realise that
things are not as they seem. Could the
proprietor, Mr. Wolfe, have an ulterior motive in
selling his fashion line? Not
everyone dressed like a Christian is one. This is
where they shop. A funny but direct skit that runs
about 8-10 minutes and uses four people.
(Features a fully-produced track from
our album for preview.)
"Assignment:
Witness!"
The
interaction between a believer and a non-believer
at a bus stop is influenced by unseen (to them)
spiritual beings representing both sides. The
very real powers of Heaven and Hell are seen as
they strive for a soul. Churches all across the
country have performed this one! Runs about 10
minutes.
"Assignment:
Hindrance!"
This short skit follows the chance meeting of a
couple of demons, Scuzzy and Sleazy, as they
converse about the ups and downs of being
assigned to hinder Christians. Funny, direct and
easy-to-do, this script goes great as a follow-up
sequel to "Assignment: Witness," or
stands alone. 6-8 minutes.
"Tricks or Treats:
Scare vs Share"
A seasonal script. A Christian wife takes the
opportunity to hand out Gospel tracts with the
candy for Halloween: "share," but her
husband has a different idea: "scare!"
Will the kids get "tricked" or
"treated?" And what about the neighbors
that pop in unexpectedly? A short, fun (and
very easy-to-do) skit that
uses 4 adults and a half-dozen kids (that
come to the door.)
Especially for Christmas
Holidays:
NEW for 2009:
FULL-LENGTH Christmas drama!
"Redemption
In The Wings"
No lines to learn!
Yes, due to popular demand, another Christmas
drama, done in the "Play/Act" format,
has been written and produced. Done in the style
of last year's hit "The Christmas
Family," with all the narration on the CD,
this 75-minute play and
soundtrack is now available.
A shelter for the homeless is putting on a
Christmas play for their guests, but everything
seems to be against them. Broken up into five
acts, the story alternates between the
behind-the-scenes drama, and the Biblical play
scenes they present. It's a perfect mix of a
traditional Nativity play and a contemporary
portrayal of tough economic times, combining to
show that, with the Lord's help, the impossible
is just an opportunity for a miracle.
With a message of forgiving
one another, and salvation, this script is
scriptural, powerful and moving. You don't have
to be afraid to try a longer play now, since
there are no lines to memorize! CLICK
HERE to read the script and order the CD!
(PLUS: if all you need is a short traditional
Biblical Christmas play, you can use only the
"play parts" for a short narrated
20-minute presentation!)
FULL-LENGTH Complete
Christmas Play!
"The
Christmas Family"
No lines to learn!
Looking for a longer play that includes the
Nativity? Here's one that
requires no line memorization!
Performed to a narrated soundtrack with music and
sound effects,
the 40 minute play
depicts a crippled boy at a children's home as he
spends Christmas Eve listening to a radio reading
of the Christmas Story. It comes alive in his
imagination, and we see the shepherds visit the
Christ child and the Holy Family at the manger.
But will his own hopes for a family ever come
true? A touching and EASY TO DO script that
involves both children, teens and adults!
In the last two years, over
450 churches across America performed this play.
Many, many churches said it was their BEST
Christmas drama ever. Find out why it's been so
popular!
Our all-time most popular
short Christmas script!
"Live
From Downtown"
Looking around for the perfect
short comedy Christmas skit for that holiday
banquet or service? Well, look no more! Here is
the script for one that's 10 to 12 minutes, that
can use 13 or more people (8 actors and a group
of carolers). This script is just right if
you're looking for a short but funny (and
meaningful) Christmas presentation. It has been
our most popular short Christmas skit so far.
Check it out!
Another of our most popular
scripts!
"The
Great Church Robbery"
Inspired by "How The Grinch Stole Christmas,
this is a short yet powerful presentation
guaranteed to bring a smile to their lips and a
tear to their eyes! It can be done as a
dramatic reading or acted out to the recording
or live narration. Done by many for
Christmas, it
can be done at any
time for a short presentation if you want
something simple but very moving. Also
available in an Easter version.
(Features a track from our album
for preview.) 6 minutes.
This one is a favorite of
those that have done it!
"How Nick
Became a Saint!"
Under observation by the unseen angel assigned to
him, department store clerk Nick is drafted to be
a fill-in Santa. Enduring demands and abuse by
the kids in line, his holiday cheer melts like a
snowflake on a griddle. But then he gets the best
present he ever received, from the most unlikely
source; a little girl on his knee who shows him
where the true joy of Christmas comes from. Kids
and adults can be part of this one! 8-10 minutes.
This one can be done simply
by just two people!
"Crisis
on the Holiday Helpline"
The Holiday Helpline is set up to
help people facing despair, despondency and
depression during the holidays. But without the
Lord, what hope can the counselor give? What if
he's worse off than the callers? A short, VERY
easy to do skit that needs only one person
onstage, and one offstage on a microphone! Funny
and effective, with a powerful salvation scene.
Also available in a Thanksgiving Version. 8-10
minutes.
"The
Cowboy Carl and Pal the Wonderdog Radio Christmas
Special"
Read the hilarious
two-person script, "Cowboy Carl and Pal the
Wonder Dog's Radio Christmas Special," by
clicking the title. This one is different, in
that you get to produce a "live radio
show" right in front of the audience! It
also combines the fun of a puppet skit by making
one of the characters a puppeteer. You've never
seen -or performed- a skit as unique as this one!
About 15 minutes long.
"New
Year's Eve at the Bad Habit Club"
A group of Bad Habits,
temporarily displaced due to New Year's
Resolutions, gather to celebrate and wait until
the resolutions are broken and they can go home.
But when the unthinkable happens, things go from
bad to worse for the motley crew! A funny skit
about 10 to 12 minutes long that uses 7 people.
Sometimes you just want something
you can do real quick.
"Short And
Sweet!"
Announcing an exciting new
feature here on ChristianSkitScripts.com: Skit
Bits by Prime Example! Skit Bits are very short,
fast-moving and hilarious skits based on scripts
from our sixty-second national radio program,
"You Gotta Laugh." We will be adapting
and posting these on a regular basis, so check
back in every so often.
These mini-skits are great
for sermon-starters, comedy program sequences,
puppets, you name it! Just as carefully written
as our longer material, these skits have been
heard by thousands on the radio. Now, your youth
group or drama team can do them!
Click the title to read the
script:
New! "The Unknown
Witnesses"
"He
Got Barbara!"
"Faults
Prophecy"
"Scriptural
Smackdown"
"Season's
Beatings"
(Short version of "Live
From Downtown," for Christmas)
FREE
PUNCH!
But wait,
there's more! Free inside each specially
marked Skit Bits script is an embedded
link for a standard musical open and
close (the same open and close work for
each script). You may click on the link
to download the file, then copy it to CD
for your use when performing the script.
The addition of a short musical open and
close will "add punch" and make
your presentation much more effective and
professional!
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