Print, cut out, and tape or paste it to the box under the large sign.

"Warning: repeated use of this service may be habit-forming.
May result in some side-effects and symptoms including,
but not limited to, severe depression, mood swings, watery eyes,
dry mouth, itchy skin, loss of appetite, high blood pressure,
fainting spells, incontinence, sleeplessness, weight loss,
diarrhea and halitosis. Prolonged exposure may, and more
than likely will, result in physical and spiritual death."